Mission Statement
The Chartered Institute of Human Being© (CIHB) is dedicated to the development and promotion of being human. It is the sole global institution with certification authority for competence-based practice of LIFE© (Learning to Improve and Formalise Everything) and is responsible for setting standards, disseminating knowledge and certifying training centres with regard to the profession.
Code of Ethics
The CIHB is dedicated to the promotion of ethical values in the professional conduct of its members. The Council of the CIHB look to all members to promote the ethical values set out below. Members would are found breaking the code will be subject to the disciplinary process set out in Appendix A.
The CIHB is founded on a respect for (accredited) Human Beings regardless of sex, race, gender, ability, religion, political orientation, ugliness, smell or taste in music. Indeed, any form of discrimination, for example of Bach over Britney, Trollope over Telly or Holbein over Hirst, will result in membership being removed and disciplinary measures being applied.
Unless registered in one of the exempt professions* any member reported for violating the CIHB code of ethics will be subject to the following disciplinary process.
1. The charge will be recorded by the Ethics Committee
2. The member concerned will, in the case of genocide, torture and unlawful war, be subject to instant revocation of membership UNLESS that person is the US President, a good trading partner of the USA or in possession of an army which is armed with more than sticks.
* Law, Politics, Sales, PR, Marketing, Dictator of a Third World Country, Microsoft employee, Bishop.
Training and Certification
The Institute grants several certificates which enable a multi-skilled professional to undertake LIFE in all contexts. The following certificates are available:
1. Certification to Practice Parenting
You need to be certified to carry a gun or perform and operation - why should raising a child be any different? Exemptions are granted to modules based upon media celebratory status, membership of the Royal Family and wearers of Burberry caps.
2. Certificate in Common Sense™
With our licence to practice Common Sense™ you are Additionally, you are automatically entitled to £5 million public liability insurance should your practice of common sense result in damage to the health, well-being or reputation of other CIHB members.
3. Continuous Reflexive Assured Professional Development (CRAPD)
Being reflexive, or thinking, as it used to be known, is clearly a complex and dangerous activity. So much so that it needs proper management and systematization for it to be effective. With our CRAPD certificate, you will be free to think whatever you want (providing it falls within our professional guidelines and ethical procedures).
The Chartered Institute of Human Being© (CIHB) is dedicated to the development and promotion of being human. It is the sole global institution with certification authority for competence-based practice of LIFE© (Learning to Improve and Formalise Everything) and is responsible for setting standards, disseminating knowledge and certifying training centres with regard to the profession.
Code of Ethics
The CIHB is dedicated to the promotion of ethical values in the professional conduct of its members. The Council of the CIHB look to all members to promote the ethical values set out below. Members would are found breaking the code will be subject to the disciplinary process set out in Appendix A.
The CIHB is founded on a respect for (accredited) Human Beings regardless of sex, race, gender, ability, religion, political orientation, ugliness, smell or taste in music. Indeed, any form of discrimination, for example of Bach over Britney, Trollope over Telly or Holbein over Hirst, will result in membership being removed and disciplinary measures being applied.
Unless registered in one of the exempt professions* any member reported for violating the CIHB code of ethics will be subject to the following disciplinary process.
1. The charge will be recorded by the Ethics Committee
2. The member concerned will, in the case of genocide, torture and unlawful war, be subject to instant revocation of membership UNLESS that person is the US President, a good trading partner of the USA or in possession of an army which is armed with more than sticks.
* Law, Politics, Sales, PR, Marketing, Dictator of a Third World Country, Microsoft employee, Bishop.
Training and Certification
The Institute grants several certificates which enable a multi-skilled professional to undertake LIFE in all contexts. The following certificates are available:
1. Certification to Practice Parenting
You need to be certified to carry a gun or perform and operation - why should raising a child be any different? Exemptions are granted to modules based upon media celebratory status, membership of the Royal Family and wearers of Burberry caps.
2. Certificate in Common Sense™
With our licence to practice Common Sense™ you are Additionally, you are automatically entitled to £5 million public liability insurance should your practice of common sense result in damage to the health, well-being or reputation of other CIHB members.
3. Continuous Reflexive Assured Professional Development (CRAPD)
Being reflexive, or thinking, as it used to be known, is clearly a complex and dangerous activity. So much so that it needs proper management and systematization for it to be effective. With our CRAPD certificate, you will be free to think whatever you want (providing it falls within our professional guidelines and ethical procedures).
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